Our trip started by getting called on Saturday morning at 4:30 am by US Airways. Our flight was delayed an hour. No big deal. We had a 5 hour layover in Paris. Throughout the course of the day we got another 5 calls. Now it's 2 hrs. Now 2.5. Now 2 again. Just joking 2.5. We eventually took off and after an iPad movie, an Ambien and airplane dinner I went to asleep. 4 hours later I was waking up and hearing the coffee carts.
We got into Paris and got off easily. We followed the herds down the craziest moving sidewalk we had ever seen and ended up in front of a flight board. Hey look at that. Our Croatia flight leaves out of the gate next to where we just landed. Another sidewalk line and we were back at the security line. At least it wasn't long. We got to the front and my Ambien must have even wearing off. Uh Josh. We never got our croatia boarding passes. Some confused Frenchmen looking at our US pass and we were headed back across those lovely people movers again.
By now I wasn't looking too good. I had about 90 lbs off bag on me, glasses slipping down my face and cargos that looked like I crapped in them. (I remembered noticing that all my chocolate chips kept falling during the dessert course but wasn't until I stood up in the morning that I realized where they had gone. We finally make it back to checkin (for the record the Paris airport is the most confusing I've ever been in) and figure out that Croatia airlines is operated by Luthansa. I get Josh's ticket printed but can't get mine. An employee finally comes up to help and lectures us about our middle names not being on our reservation. That isn't logical since we could get Josh's. After he tells us the full names of all three of his children and explains that he almost didn't help us because the wolf on my shirt is mean (yes, really) we get my ticket. We are now down to an hour. Normally that would be enough.
We start back towards our favorite part of the airport and are quickly stopped. Apparently there is an unattended back. No problem. The bomb crew just has to come in and blow it up really quickly. Awesome. We finally make it through all the checks and get to our gate with about 10 min to spare.
We got into Paris and got off easily. We followed the herds down the craziest moving sidewalk we had ever seen and ended up in front of a flight board. Hey look at that. Our Croatia flight leaves out of the gate next to where we just landed. Another sidewalk line and we were back at the security line. At least it wasn't long. We got to the front and my Ambien must have even wearing off. Uh Josh. We never got our croatia boarding passes. Some confused Frenchmen looking at our US pass and we were headed back across those lovely people movers again.
By now I wasn't looking too good. I had about 90 lbs off bag on me, glasses slipping down my face and cargos that looked like I crapped in them. (I remembered noticing that all my chocolate chips kept falling during the dessert course but wasn't until I stood up in the morning that I realized where they had gone. We finally make it back to checkin (for the record the Paris airport is the most confusing I've ever been in) and figure out that Croatia airlines is operated by Luthansa. I get Josh's ticket printed but can't get mine. An employee finally comes up to help and lectures us about our middle names not being on our reservation. That isn't logical since we could get Josh's. After he tells us the full names of all three of his children and explains that he almost didn't help us because the wolf on my shirt is mean (yes, really) we get my ticket. We are now down to an hour. Normally that would be enough.
We start back towards our favorite part of the airport and are quickly stopped. Apparently there is an unattended back. No problem. The bomb crew just has to come in and blow it up really quickly. Awesome. We finally make it through all the checks and get to our gate with about 10 min to spare.